Dear diary,
Am I imagining things, or is this going really well? I have had to get Lucy back off holiday early to run up a suitable costume-and what a creation it is! I've never seen anything quite so tranparent and brief...

Dear cariad,

I have tremendous pleasure in sending you the "Harem girl" costume. I must apologise for the over-long delay, but my Head of costume design insisted on taking a holiday. (You just can't get the staff these days!)

It should fit, if the measurements you sent us were accurate. (Yum!)

I would strongly suggest that you ensure that A) you have a good (all over) tan and B) you have a good all over trim...if you follow me. There isn't a lot left to the imagination and believe me, us men have strong imaginations!

If it proves to be suitable for you, may I suggest that the next move would be for you to visit my premises to discuss the party in greater detail? I am free next wednesday and thursday.

I have taken the liberty of preparing some other props for your examination, so would suggest that you allow a good long time for the meeting.

Yours in anticipation,

Ed.