Quote Originally Posted by Lord Douche
LOL @ Pervertibles! Yeah, now that I think of it, those aquarium pumps do cause an awful lot of vibrations! And one would hope they're hardened against a little... water
Well, I always kept at least my panties on with the aquarium pump...hygiene issues and all.

And speaking of "cleanliness", I also went through all the more obvious toy substitutes as a kid...shower massage, pool jets, electric toothbrush. In fact, tho' it no longers works of course, I still have a Snoopy electric toothbrush stored away in a box in my closet. After all, a girl never forgets her first vibrator.