Try this for a week:

At the beginning of each day you wake up, poop in the bed.

While you're trying to get dressed, poop on the floor, in your clothes, on the bathroom floor, in the shower, and soil yourself while youre in the kitchen trying to make coffee and breakfast.

On your way to work, soil yourself in the car.

While you are at work, soil yourself at least a dozen times during the day.

When you get home, soil yourself again while watching the evening news and again during dinner.

When you have that relaxing soak in the tub, poop in the tub twice.

While you're having sex, be sure to poop at least three times.

Finally, while you're sleeping, poop in the bed a couple of times during the night.


Don't think you can poop that much? Well, guess again. Your body constantly cycles your waste through your system, often in little pieces about the size of the bites of food you took while you were eating. With no way to stop it, you very likely would poop between twenty and forty times a day, and there would be nothing you could do to stop it because your sphincters have been cut, so the poop would literally just fall out of you. And with no way to repair the muscles after you have had them surgically dissected, you can look forward to this everyday for the rest of your life.

Sounds fun, doesn't it?