I loved your intro and am just a bit jealous of your frigging yourself to death (but not now.............LOL) For me, it's NEVER; well, not if I want to keep my butt in a pristine state.

So you write.................. I hope you'll post something soon and PLEASE let us know where it is posted, and what is the title.

I think you'll enjoy yourself here - it's a great forum with lots of fun members.

Love and hugs
Jane