Hahahahahaha, I saw the most ridiculous photo possible, of a "normal looking" japanese girl, wearing nothing except swimming goggles and about two litres of ejaculate. She was surrounded by a circle of the most motley bunch of men possible, who were all wanking over her.
I don't know, the stuff that Curtis described is sexy, but when it's taken to extremes it just becomes a little silly.
And I don't see how *anyone* could look sexy in swimming goggles.