Lol!
My story isn't that hilarious, but I'll tell it anyway
I study Japanese at the university and was in the middle of a verbal exam with my teacher alone in her room. She is Japanese and typically quite formal in her actions and talking. So I discussed with her about this text I was given and she started to turn more and more reddish, looking like she would burst into tears or laughter any minute. I was wearing, as usual, a shoolgirl outfit with a short skirt and knee-highs and pigtails - and a collar.
Finally she corrected me with one word I was saying wrong all the time, the "landlord" (Japanese characters can be read in several different ways and I had picked the wrong one). It should have been pronounced "ooya" and I said "taika".
Well, I continued and got the exam done, but her reaction bothered me and I went to the library to check if "taika" means something in Japanese.
It means "Master" sexually dominating man. :Omfg: