heh, very nice Red, erotically delightful as always!
*Pauses a moment to savor the thought of your cleaning cum from your hair*
My wife is generally pretty bratty...I think her best (?) one so far was dumping a pitcher of water over me (I'd playfully squirted her with the bottle we use on the cats, admittedly) and then locking herself in the bathroom and taunting me. That was also the time she learned a piece of wire can unlock those doors
Another fun experience shared by a member in the Garret:
http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9743