This thread is amazing. I just read it in it's entirety.

I do have to agree though, smelly, sweaty cock and balls are such a turn off. I'll suck a smelly cock to make him happy, but I won't enjoy it or do as good of a job as I can. Sometimes I just don't think guys realise that two shakes doesn't really "clean it off." Bring on the water and the soap!

I've also eaten a few pussies in my day and most haven't bothered me, but one just tasted awful. No idea why, but yuck. Poor girl. And I don't know where the saying came up that pussies smell like fish because mine doesn't smell or taste like it.