Quote Originally Posted by wannabeXopsed
Sir Chksng19,

Just some FYI, they make pink razor's when you need to purchase new one's Sir

I humbly apologized for my lack of respect and forgot the Sir part, I must of lost my head! It won't happen again Sir

I do not think I will be laughing with about the feather, it would most likely be a screaming for mercy Sir

If there is anyway I can make it up to you Sir, let me know Sir.

Thank you Sir

T
I do not use those awful things, T. My razor is a family heirloom, straight and sharp. With the frustrations of your first day, I'll forgive your error with just a mild reminder of your proper manners.

Indeed you shall scream, my beauty, of laughter from the feather, and a few times as I count six strokes due for six sentences. I see no greeting or honorific at the beginning of your message, nor a proper conclusion. Your messages should always end with some reminder of your service to Lord Mobius and me. Let's make it an even ten strokes. Assume the position, and count loudly.

(Let's see, now; where's the bucket of brine with the willow switches? Damn, I just HATE moving the dungeon....)

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