Quote Originally Posted by chksng19
Now I'll get your boots fastened to the quick releases, and let's strap your hands into the mittens on the handles. There, done! Now wasn't that easier than fighting us? Sorry A landed that shiner on your eye, but she needed to get you into place, and didn't know you were ticklish there. It IS a most unusual spot, you've got to admit.

OK, then. You have nine miles to cover, and three hours to do it in; you'll be expected to do three miles an hour fairly steadily, so don't dally. If the proper distance hasn't been covered in each 15 minute period, some fairly uncomfortible strapping of your backside will start and continue until you catch up. The training panties' probes are lubed, so you needn't concern yourself with them. Just let me pull the sanitary shields out of the bra cups here. What's in there? Some nice fresh nettles, my dear. Help you focus on your task, and your movement will bounce those nice boobs around in the cups to keep it exciting.
I was catching up on the posts in this thread, and just thought that you might like to know, for the sake of accuracy, that cross-country skis don't have quick release bindings. Once they're on, they don't come off unless you undo the bindings. This can lead to some rather uncomfortable positions if you fall.
Also, 3 miles an hour is quite a relaxed pace.

Just trying to be helpful