Quote Originally Posted by vistana
I was catching up on the posts in this thread, and just thought that you might like to know, for the sake of accuracy, that cross-country skis don't have quick release bindings. Once they're on, they don't come off unless you undo the bindings. This can lead to some rather uncomfortable positions if you fall.
Also, 3 miles an hour is quite a relaxed pace.

Just trying to be helpful
So thoughtful of you, your assistance is appreciated!

Now, miss, you see this Tazer gun? It will shock you with enough electricity to knock you out. The chloroform is much less invasive, and you'll just wake with a mild headache. Have one of these Ibuprophen tablets, then let me knock you out. It's going to happen one way or the other, which would you prefer? Good. A wise choice. Water? Sure, I carry a fresh bottle just for that.
Sleep well, vistana.

Ok, A, let's get her into the truck. We must have her ready as a morning surprise for Lord Mobius. Wow, this young lady is light!
(time passes)
There. Clothes removed, ankles and wrists locked, ballgag in place. Now please get her prepared, A, while I get a little something to keep her busy tonight.

OK, vistana. Here's the smelling salts. Hello! Welcome to Lord Mobuis' dungeon! Since you are now captured and a prisoner of Lord Mobius, I'd like to show you these pictures: this one, and this one, and, wow! Only 2 pictures to make you blonde. That's the quickest yet! Scary pictures, eh? Now listen carefully, while I list out the rules; you will be responsible for all, ignorance is no excuse, and yes you may use your notes for the test. Oh, can't take notes with your hands tied, eh? Well you better learn them the first time, eh?
(more time)
Now, then. We're going to leave you sitting pretty (and you certainly are) in this chair. What? All the holes in the chair seat? That's part of the charm in the chair. See the footrest is attached to this switch here, and when the switch is activated, those little wood pyramids come up out of the chair seat, back, and arms. They won't poke through your skin, but they are somewhat irritating. As long as you don't let your feet go onto the footrest, no problem. But then you have the difficulty of when those pretty legs get tired. Those little points come up and out of the seat, and it get's irritating, because you can't use the armrests to brace yourself. Oh, and that also causes a little soft flogger to entertain your breasts, just gently, understand... no marks which will last longer than a week or so. Now question time is over, so open up and allow A to gag you comfortibly.

I do hope you enjoy your next four hours! One of our trustees will let you out then, and help you to your cell for a good night's sleep. Good night!

A, you are free for the evening. Learningtopleez was looking for someone to massage her; you may want to look her up.

RedEva! Lucy! Glad you're not busy. Would you both like to step out for a nitecap? I know a great coffee bar down the block, which makes wonderful Irish Coffee. Join me?

Chksng ends another day with two lovely ladies on his arms to share a late night treat. And some Irish Coffee, too!