Congratulations on passing the Dot Physical Sir... I know you must be very pleased. It is a relief to know there will be no animals or scat here, thank you for reassuring me on that, Sir. ::smiles sweetly::

I think I would still like a purple collar however. Purple is one of my favourite colours. Thank you, Sir.

::hangs head:: I am sorry for bitching however, Sir Mobius, and I have truly learnt my lesson. I think. I have never, ever experienced a shock quite like that one before Sir, it was quite.. shocking. <gg>

::winces as another drop of wax lands, rather painfully::

no scat to scat with. - LOL.