Hello, Lord Mobius, lovely ladies. A happy holiday season to you all! I have brought along Jenny and Dee to hoist a libation or two.

No, thank you, A, no alcohol for me. I'll just stick with a lo-cal fruit juice or soft drink. Oh, Jenny? About that Wheat Grass Juice you discussed? It'll be in stock the first part of next week. Nothing but the best for our people around here.

Mobius, I've got a delicious Steamboat Round of Beef baking very slowly in the oven, and several Prime Rib roasts as well. I will NOT cook the prime rib over medium rare, however; anyone who wants meat done more can have some of the Steamboat Round. Sweet and Baked potatoes, my special stuffing, several vegetables such as Asperagas in Imported Cheese Sauce, Spinach Flourentine, and such. Desserts from 0 calories to 'don't ask'. Oodles of appetizers, knoshing foods. Lots of donuts, schnecks, sweet rolls, and whatever.

Normal cleaning and such is suspended for today; playtime will be on a voluntary basis. It's snowing like crazy outside, so I doubt we'll be bothered with any visitors. None the less, we do have the security system keyed into operation, just as a precaution.

Nice to have a real day of rest. Eat hearty, and if you're real nice, I may share my secret receipe for dressing.