Welcome to the new Lord Mobius's Dungeon

[Chuckdom19]

To all Dungeon folks:
I will be staying in the Dungeon during the holidays. If any of our fine ladies has chosen to stay, please let me know: we are doing some refinishing on some of the equipment, and the fumes are pretty strong.
Dee, A, and Jenny will be staying with me, and I'll be doing some of my fancy cooking. You are welcome to join us for King Crab, Prime Rib, and pork tenderloin medallions for Christmas dinner. I'm making Baked Alaska for dessert.

Lord Sir Chksng

[BabySub]

Sir Mobius, I hope you have a good holiday and a well deserved rest. Come back refreshed and raring to go. Looking forward to seeing you here at New Years.

Lord Chksng, Sir, that invitation sounds too tempting to pass up. May I stay around for the holidays..? ::kneels obediently:: I promise to be good.

Well.... as good as I can be.

[Chuckdom19]

(snip)

Lord Chksng, Sir, that invitation sounds too tempting to pass up. May I stay around for the holidays..? ::kneels obediently:: I promise to be good.

Well.... as good as I can be.

As good as you can be is wonderful as far as I'm concerned. Come in and join the feast. I saved some rare Prime Rib and 4 King Crab legs for you.
The Baked Alaska is gone, sorry; how about some fresh-baked Dutch Apple Cranberry pie?

Lord Sir Chksng :

[SlaveSmada]

staying here for christmas i see.... what fun

[Chuckdom19]

What a wonderful night. No new inductees, no cleaning or repairs, nobody too unruly (ahem. BabySub? Well...). Got to do the fancy cooking I enjoy, and the ladies offered to clean up and put away. An after-dinner Chambord, some beautiful music, and so to bed.

The ladies have all gone to bed, and I just have to set the alarms and off to a long winter's rest. There's the setting, lights down to nightlight level, and so to sleep. Aah, a hard mattress and a soft pillow. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

HUH? What the hell is that noise? If BabySub is raising hell at... 2:45 AM?? she won't sit for a week. Out in the main room. Just grab the flash light...

Who the hell are you, and how'd you get in here?

"Merry Christmas, Sir Chksng."

Ummm. Right. Santa?? C'mon, Mobius. Take off the fake beard and padding. I'm *really* not happy to be woken this time of night... and I HATE practical jokes. I..... umm.... you're not Mobius, are you.

"Certainly not. Mobius is far away visiting family. Don't you recognize me?"

(Holy Scrooge!) Ghost of Christmas Present, right?

"You have a sharp sense of humor, Sir Chksng, just as you did as a child. I remember your letters well."

Santa? Right. Who are you really?

"Oh, it's me all right. Been a few years since I've heard from you, but I haven't forgotten you or your lovely friends here tonight. I do apologize for waking you, but I tripped over a few of these interesting devices."

Sure. Ah, that's ok. Don't worry about it. I thought you specialized in kids?

"Well, you have all been good, and have entertained a lot of readers with your little stories. So I've stopped by to drop off some little gifts to express the appreciation of Mrs. Claus and me, and quite a few elves, who get pleasure from reading your stories. (Mrs. Claus especially.... as Santa comes but once a year, and she wants to make the best of it!). You'll find the goodies under the tree in the morning. Now get back to bed or you'll only get a lump of coal!"

Good night, Santa. And thanks! Er, no cookies, sorry. Care for a slice of fresh baked pie?

[BabySub]

As good as you can be is wonderful as far as I'm concerned. Come in and join the feast. I saved some rare Prime Rib and 4 King Crab legs for you.
The Baked Alaska is gone, sorry; how about some fresh-baked Dutch Apple Cranberry pie?

Lord Sir Chksng :

Thank you for letting me stay Sir Chksng... that Dutch apple cranberry pie was delicious!

::creeps into the room with you:: Uhm.... Sir? Who was that....? I was just sleeping nicely and heard talking... Actually, now that I'm up, I feel a little peckish. Any leftovers?

[Mobius]

Thank you for letting me stay Sir Chksng... that Dutch apple cranberry pie was delicious!

::creeps into the room with you:: Uhm.... Sir? Who was that....? I was just sleeping nicely and heard talking... Actually, now that I'm up, I feel a little peckish. Any leftovers?

was that peckerish or peckish

Merry chrismas just back form the tundra ladies and gentle men I will be opening up the dungeon in the morning hope fully for a new and wonderfull year.

[Chuckdom19]

was that peckerish or peckish

Merry chrismas just back form the tundra ladies and gentle men I will be opening up the dungeon in the morning hope fully for a new and wonderfull year.

Is it January 1st already? Were you in Green Bay? I thought that's where the tundra is....

Thought you wrote you'd be gone another week?

Confused

[Mobius]

Is it January 1st already? Were you in Green Bay? I thought that's where the tundra is....

Thought you wrote you'd be gone another week?

Confused

Got Board so I told the pilot to turn the jet around and I am back.

But dont worry about me I will just hang around my suit sulking into my box of frangos any one want to pull my finger

[Chuckdom19]

Thank you for letting me stay Sir Chksng... that Dutch apple cranberry pie was delicious!

::creeps into the room with you:: Uhm.... Sir? Who was that....? I was just sleeping nicely and heard talking... Actually, now that I'm up, I feel a little peckish. Any leftovers?

Let's go to the kitchen and find out! (grabs BabySub's hand).
(Opens fridge, walks in to check.)
There's some pork left. All the Prime Rib leftovers have disappeared; guess you weren't the only hungry one. I do have gallon of Peanut Butter & Chocolate ice cream from Baskin-Robbins.
I can make Pork Tenderloin sandwiches on onion rolls for the two of us, and we can have a little ice cream for dessert, OK?

=======twenty minutes later========

A good late night snack! I'm going to scoop out a big dish of ice cream for us, and we can take it with us. We should only need one spoon, though. I'm thinking of feeding you one spoonful at a time. Cost of each spoonful will be one bare-butt spank with my hand. Sound good?

Sir Chksng

[Chuckdom19]

A good late night snack! I'm going to scoop out a big dish of ice cream for us, and we can take it with us. We should only need one spoon, though. I'm thinking of feeding you one spoonful at a time. Cost of each spoonful will be one bare-butt spank with my hand. Sound good?

Sir Chksng

(some time later, and the dish of ice cream is empty)

You asked who was here earlier. Honestly, *I* don't believe who it was. But he left me the neatest gift!

"What was it, Sir Chuck? (both hands rubbing bright red cheeks with dimples)"

Keys to a new Catamaran! Rigged to sleep 8, twin inboard-outboard engines with an option to raise sail if I wish. A gourmet's galley, 2 private staterooms, satellite plasma television internet connection to the world. Stocked, fueled, 5 years docking fees paid, and ready to sail. I got these wonderful pictures in the box with the keys, plus this receipt for the boat's services.

He left you a gift, too. You can check it now, or in the morning.

BabySub replied, huskily, "In the morning is soon enough."

[SexSlave]

Hmm all this sounds very intriguing. Love how you have everything under control

[BabySub]

(some time later, and the dish of ice cream is empty)

You asked who was here earlier. Honestly, *I* don't believe who it was. But he left me the neatest gift!

"What was it, Sir Chuck? (both hands rubbing bright red cheeks with dimples)"

Keys to a new Catamaran! Rigged to sleep 8, twin inboard-outboard engines with an option to raise sail if I wish. A gourmet's galley, 2 private staterooms, satellite plasma television internet connection to the world. Stocked, fueled, 5 years docking fees paid, and ready to sail. I got these wonderful pictures in the box with the keys, plus this receipt for the boat's services.

He left you a gift, too. You can check it now, or in the morning.

BabySub replied, huskily, "In the morning is soon enough."

Mmmm.... the snack was just what I needed Sir Chksng, thank you... and that is the only way to eat ice cream in my very humble opinion, Sir....

Santa was very good to you this year Chksng, Sir.... very nice present indeed. When do you plan on first using it?

But, I can't wait any longer... are you gonna tell me what my present is...? Or show me..? Please Sir..?