Quote Originally Posted by chksng19
A good late night snack! I'm going to scoop out a big dish of ice cream for us, and we can take it with us. We should only need one spoon, though. I'm thinking of feeding you one spoonful at a time. Cost of each spoonful will be one bare-butt spank with my hand. Sound good?

Sir Chksng
(some time later, and the dish of ice cream is empty)

You asked who was here earlier. Honestly, *I* don't believe who it was. But he left me the neatest gift!

"What was it, Sir Chuck? (both hands rubbing bright red cheeks with dimples)"

Keys to a new Catamaran! Rigged to sleep 8, twin inboard-outboard engines with an option to raise sail if I wish. A gourmet's galley, 2 private staterooms, satellite plasma television internet connection to the world. Stocked, fueled, 5 years docking fees paid, and ready to sail. I got these wonderful pictures in the box with the keys, plus this receipt for the boat's services.

He left you a gift, too. You can check it now, or in the morning.

BabySub replied, huskily, "In the morning is soon enough."