Quote Originally Posted by chksng19
(some time later, and the dish of ice cream is empty)

You asked who was here earlier. Honestly, *I* don't believe who it was. But he left me the neatest gift!

"What was it, Sir Chuck? (both hands rubbing bright red cheeks with dimples)"

Keys to a new Catamaran! Rigged to sleep 8, twin inboard-outboard engines with an option to raise sail if I wish. A gourmet's galley, 2 private staterooms, satellite plasma television internet connection to the world. Stocked, fueled, 5 years docking fees paid, and ready to sail. I got these wonderful pictures in the box with the keys, plus this receipt for the boat's services.

He left you a gift, too. You can check it now, or in the morning.

BabySub replied, huskily, "In the morning is soon enough."
Mmmm.... the snack was just what I needed Sir Chksng, thank you... and that is the only way to eat ice cream in my very humble opinion, Sir....

Santa was very good to you this year Chksng, Sir.... very nice present indeed. When do you plan on first using it?

But, I can't wait any longer... are you gonna tell me what my present is...? Or show me..? Please Sir..?