Quote Originally Posted by SexSlave
Uhhh...remove all my hair from neck down ....What you mean by putting on a rack
"Hi, SexSlave! Did you enjoy your little time with Danielle Steele? I know, she can be torture to watch... but every movie is exactly 2 hours long! Makes it easy for the torturer to time it. I see a few ounces of tear juice on the table, so the 'pain' part has been taken care of.

"Oh! and to judge by the liquids at the other end, obviously the 'pleasure' part has been taken care of. Let me get you off that table, and I'll give you the five cent tour of the Dungeon. Just use the squeeze bottle and paper towels to clean up those liquids, OK? The bottle? It's just a solution of water and bleach, to sterilize the table.

"Now over here we have the theme rooms..." just the beginning of a very dull tour. So we'll jump ahead in time here, using the magic "jump ahead in time" key.
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Doesn't that work neatly? Don't have to fill up the dull tour with quips and small ironic remarks. Right. Digression terminated here.

"SexSlave, I sense you have some concern about the hair removal (sense my fanny. I read your return comment. But anyway)? Not to worry. Your natural hair color will return as it grows out, and all the hair from collar down, except pubes, has been permanently removed. The pubes will grow back... but it will take time. Say a couple years."

"To get you back on track for your welcoming punishment, we'll just set you right up on the spanking machine, here. A purple rubber pad on this wooden paddle; your favorite color, right? First 15 minutes, force 6; next 15 minutes force 2; next fifteen minutes, force 7, final fifteen minutes, force 3. Then we'll get you a nice soothing rubdown with some gentle oil, and you can hit the supper table. I think redEva is on kitchen duty tonight, and Dee as assistant. Should be a good, healthy meal.

"Now we've got you all set up and ready to scream! Anything you need before I go? A gag? Whatever would you want that for? No, Mobius would be upset if he couldn't hear your dulcet tones cracking the glassware. Enjoy the cheek-warming; see you in an hour!"

Time for dinner for me. I should have about 45 minutes before BabySub is done, so I'll get her free when I finish eating, then release SexSlave for the day.

"Hey, redEva! Hope dinner is done, or I'll paddle your fanny 5 times for every minute it's late."