Welcome to the new Lord Mobius's Dungeon

[Chuckdom19]

With a small pout on her lips she goes back into the kitchen and setting the plate down looks at it puzzled.

"Plastic wrappers?"

Pulling a slice of the cheese out she studies it a moment then starts to giggle as she pulls the plastic wrap off.

"No wonder they always tasted odd."

Starts humming a merry tune as she goes about having a fun time pulling plastic wrappers off and making the sandwiches.

"Oh I must remember to thank Lord Chksng properly for teaching me how to cook."

Finishing the last sandwich she dusts her hands off as she looks around the kitchen "Now what shall I make for dessert."

Suddenly it occurred to me; I had left someone who didn't know the individual slices of cheese HAD wrappers alone in my kitchen. I turned to A, who had stopped by with a requisition for new feathers and toothpicks, and asked her to go to the kitchen RIGHT NOW to keep yellowrose from trying to cook anything else. And I promised her I'd cook for her alone tonight, making her favorite meal, "Crab ala Charl", a specialty from my restaurant days. She acknowledged the instruction, and ran at full speed toward the kitchen.

I stopped for a moment and appreciated the beauty of a running woman. Ahhhh.

Back to my task. I'd finally gotten Mastermike on track with the inventory, which I considered enough for a few days. Ordering would be next, but we had to go over that in far greater detail after he knew what we ordered.

Leaving my desk a minute, I traveled over to the medical office and sought out Dee for a headache powder. She had BabySub in the chair, conducting her weekly physical, and asked me to hang on a little. BabySub and I chatted a little about what had been going on lately, and asked me for a ride on my boat some day. I assured her that she would be on my guest list, then learned she was an accomplished wind sailor, though she'd never done power, nor sailed a craft as big. Her skills would help fill out my crew, as the "Sailing Master" would need a few hands. While she could make 28 knots under power, she was a wind craft at heart and I planned to sail her that way as much as possible. The twin hull made her solid and steady in most weather. I braced her on the opportunity, and she agreed heartily on one condition: we were not to ship yellowrose as ship's cook. The ringing laughter echoed through the dungeon.

[yellowrose]

Finding a huge bowl of fresh fruit already cut up in the refrigerator she smiles brightly. . ."Oh this will do nicely."

Popping a juicy piece of melon into her mouth she ponders "What this dessert needs is a nice glaze. Something that is both sweet and tart."

Pulling items out of the cabinet setting them all around the counter till her hand lands on a bottle of white vinegar.

"Oh a sweet vinegarette dressing for the fruit would be perfect. Now where is that sugar?"

Finding a jar filled with white powder she smiles. . ."Yes! Powdered sugar and vinegar. That should be both sweet and tart."

Getting a container she can shake the mixture up in she dumps a generous amount of white vinegar into it and scoops up a large cup of the white powder, not noticing the label on the other side marked . . .baking soda.

Hearing A calling her name frantically she sighs and dumps the powder into the cannister and twists the lid tight to shake up and mix when she returns.

Stepping out of the door it closing quietly behind her she spots A and beams. . ."Did you need something, A?"

KABOOM!!!

The two women stare at each other, eyes wide as saucers. Turning slowly she peeks into the kitchen and turns back to A, her face pale. . . ."Um. . .dessert will be a little late."

[Mastermike]

Thankyou sir chksng19 for showing me how to keep the inventory and the policeis and vendors this morning. Sexslave was walking by and asked what I was doing I told her I was doing inventory and learnign the vendors and ploicies and then she thanked me for the paddiling I gave her last night and asked if we could tak a swim in the hottub I told her later right now I had work to do and then all of a sudden I heard the boom from the kitchen and ran to see what had happened. All I saw was yellowrose had made a mess I knew this couldn't be good for her especially after she had nearly set the dungeon up in flames earlier. She looked all at what she did I couldn't help but to laugh and tell her it was going to be allright

[yellowrose]

Suddenly drops down and wraps her arms around Mastermike's legs, not realizing that with his head was throw back laughing that he didn't see the move, resulting in almost knocking him off his feet.

"Oh Mastermike. . .please, please. . .don't tell Lord Chksng it was me."

Peeks around Mastermikes legs and her eyes widen . . ."Uh oh"

[Mobius]

Welcome to Lord Mobius's Dungeon
YellowRose takes a page out of the terrorist cook book

Ok so I slept through home economics so your telling me if you mix powdered sugar and white vinegar you get an explosion. I know if you mix vinegar and baking soda you would get a volatile combination but white sugar does the same.

Well you little chemist minx. Get over here I think you need a suitable punishment. Ok I think Laying on this table with your legs spread and tied back. That should get your inner core gaping quite nicely. Almost like a salad bowl. Now what are we going to put in there hmmmmm..... Lets see back in the day the ladies would use vinegar as a douche... But that would not be painful enough. Lets start with some baking soda suppositories. and some Benewah balls.
I will insert them quite deeply in her vagina near the cervix. Then I think we will start an IV into her vagina with some pure aged vinegar. Now I don't want her to explode just some mild gas and some foam will do nicely. That should get her to launch her balls at the target.
Lets see about 50cc drip an hour should have her fizzing quite abundantly. (sorry YellowRose if that is not correct terminalagy forgive me I am not a doctor and dont play one on TV)
Now with some electrical curant at the right moment zap and pop. Ooops a little to the right zap pop. That got it. Now lets reload. If you hit the bulls eye then you get relased.
Lets leave her like this for the next 4 hours as an expample of what happens to those that mess up mobius's kitchen.



Lets start the drip fsssssssshssshsshsshhssh Pop fffsssssshhhpop

[wannabeXopsed]

OMG, yellowrose I think I heard through the grapvine you need some help, with basic training, and I don't mean in the dungeon, but in the kitchen. I do hope you remember if your in a high altitude area you need to make adjustments for that as well.

Lord Mobius, you have your hands full today the, I think the dungeon has gone runamuk, and I do hope you get some rest soon.

Sir chnsgn19, what is going on everything was going so well. I heard you are the master in the kitchen, maybe some one on one with yellowrose will help. Perhaps cooking for subs 101.

MasterMike, are you sure you need another sub in there it seems your dungeon is quite a mess today.

Perhaps I would like to come and visit when things are ummm.. a bit more calm. :stooges:

Maybe tomorrow will be a better day. I will get back to you. Of course I know how much Lord Mobius hate pink, so I will have to choose another collar color.

I hope to see you all back in action, when things are better with more divious adventures.

Good night
T

P.s I wonder what your other subbies are up to now. Maybe there out filling the pool with pink bath bubbles, and there is a sea of foam all over the deck.

[Mastermike]

wanabeexposed are you questioning me I k now right now this dungeon is a mess but Lord Mobius Sir chksng19 and myself will take care of it and as far as do I think we need a another slave here I say right now No but down the road yes we could use another. Right now we got to take care of the mess that has befallen on the dungeon

Now onto business I set off with my coffee from Red Eva in my favorite coffee cup the one with the face on it. I was studding my list that I made of vendors and the items that we order when Sir chksng19 entered I told him I what I was doing and he said verygood he went on about his business and I went back to studing. After I got done I found Sexslave and SlaveSmada and asked them booth to join me in the hot tub for a little fun I started rubbing sexslaves back while she rubbed SlaveSmadas back it was relaxing after a two hours of studing When we got out I told SlaveSmada to meet me by the paddling bench in the dunfgeon for a little more fun

[SexSlave]

Thankyou sir chksng19 for showing me how to keep the inventory and the policeis and vendors this morning. Sexslave was walking by and asked what I was doing I told her I was doing inventory and learnign the vendors and ploicies and then she thanked me for the paddiling I gave her last night and asked if we could tak a swim in the hottub I told her later right now I had work to do and then all of a sudden I heard the boom from the kitchen and ran to see what had happened. All I saw was yellowrose had made a mess I knew this couldn't be good for her especially after she had nearly set the dungeon up in flames earlier. She looked all at what she did I couldn't help but to laugh and tell her it was going to be allright

Sir, we must do that again. I don't mind a good paddling once in a while.