I see everyone has arrived, so I'm going to get things rolling.

I called you all together because someone wearing a hood and impersonating Mobius has been moving through the dungeon tonight and attacking people. Jenny was the first to see him, and a few moments later clobbered Lord Mobius because she thought it was him.

Having seen a few others with bumps on their heads, I must assume you all were attacked from behind, without provocation, as I was. I've talked to several of you, and the stories are all the same. I had a roll call list done, and checked the list with Mastermike; everyone is here. There ARE only three males who should be here at this time; Lord Mobius, Mastermike, and me. We have a mystery.

The other reason I called us together was for mutual protection: the invader cannot attack us without us seeing him when we are all together. Until this mystery is solved, we must ALL make sure there is never a time when we are alone. I suggest you all have with you some sort of alarm device; a whistle, an air horn, something. I called a local shop which specializes in such, and they will be passed out now. This was the reason the starting of the meeting was delayed: I think you can see it was for a good cause.

Regarding scheduled duties: again, none of you is ever to be alone. Therefore, check your schedules before you leave this room. If you see any times during which you will be alone in the performance of your tasks, let one of us know, and we will adjust times so that will not be the case. It will mean a little more effort for each of us, but the safety will certainly be worth it. Please, people, take a safety device, and buddy-up. Now all y'all have a good night's sleep, and we can deal with this in the morning.

Hang on, people! Where's BabySub? Mobius, you put her in a cage and left her alone???? In the middle of this? Mastermike, you and SlaveSmada go together and get her right now; bring her back. We're waiting until you get back.
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What? She's not there?

I don't want to call in the police on this, if we can help it. Let's form parties of three, at least one Trustee per group, and start searching. Everybody test the noisemakers now: no further tests. This is the real thing, folks. Spread out and search, every room in the place except "The Door", of course. And make darn sure that door is still locked tightly.

Jenny, Dee, you're with me. Let's search!