"Hello and thank you for calling Mobius' Dungeon. No one is available to take your call right now, so please leave a message and we'll return your call. You may begin recording at the sound of the scream: have a painful day:

"AAAARRRRGGGHHH."

Hi, Mobius. Just wanted to check in with you to let you know our progress. The ship is fully stocked, and fully crewed at this point, so try to talk anyone out of heading here as there is no more room. Perhaps next trip.... if they behave.

The ladies all send you love, Partner, and thank you for allowing them this trip. We'll be checking in on a regular basis, so I look forward to talking with you soon. So long!