all are on a cruise, and I the last thing I remember was going to the
supply closet and beating off a masked intruder with a 409 bottle
(extra large size, by the way).

Now, here on this luxury liner, with the best cuisine and have you girls
checked out the crew?

They must have a fully stocked weight room here, I mean are these guys
hunks or what!

Let's think, my collar is white, did I pack some Rit Dye for the trip?

Wait a minute, the sea is a little too quiet and everything has an
ominous sense of dead stillness...

Why, my gosh,

WHAT IS THAT...way out yonder (another Texas word)...

A ship with the strangest flag, black with a skull...hmmm...

and crossed arm bones? Huh...Skull and Crossbones???!!!

A pirate ship!

I must tell Captain Chnksng to go full throttle!!! Yikes...

And I hope he remembered to load the cannons!

Jenny
white collar