"love boat" cruise ship...

I take a telescope to check out the dire situation we are in...

another lady has gotten a sword ready, we may have to fight...
if we cannot accelerate our cruise boat any faster!

But wait, zero in on a look at the swarthy pirate crew.

Ladies, ladies Please don't panic!!!

There may be enough for all of us! And I get dubs on the Captain!

Oh and don't worry, they won't know or care about our collar
coding system, (thank goodness).

Jenny
White collar

This is fiction, the pirates would have to obey the collar code system for
storyline.