"Hello and thank you for calling Mobius' Dungeon. No one is available to take your call right now, so please leave a message and we'll return your call. You may begin recording at the sound of the scream: have a painful day:

"AAAARRRRGGGHHH."

Hi, Mobius. Just wanted to check in with you to let you know our progress. BabySub got here last evening, and we squeezed her in somehow. I hope you noticed the big increase in the dungeon's bank account: There was over half a million Pounds Sterling reward for those pirates from the government of the Bahamas, as well as two million Pesos from Mexico and another half million Dollars US. I hope that helps cash-flow.

Mastermike, please take A out and give her a severe spanking. She had several duties to perform, and Dee told me she had not done them. Make it a big thing; she has the polka dot collar: anything goes.

Mobius, use some of the prize monies to restock if you need to. And thanks for the vacation. We'll be back in a few weeks.