Why, certainly, Bruce. (Just let me squeeze out a couple of crocodile tears, here.)

Bruce, you've been a ray of sunshine during these recent political discussions (mostly by remaning out of them, and thereby elevating the level of discourse).

But... all THREE of your women deserting you at the same time! You poor, dear boy! Come here, child, let the Wizard make everything all right again. There, there (pats shoulder), that's my big, strong man. Here, lean your head on redEva's ample bosom. Isn't that better?

Jeez, guy! Give the stump a chance to grow back, whydoncha?

Sheesh!