Well for sympathy offerings--that was pretty weak Curtis--you know I had to watch "Trading Spaces" last night for chrissakes! The hostess got me all hot and bothered. And stump? A stump?? Hey, my nickname from high school gym is "tripod" 'cause all my legs are the same length.. Then look what red comes back with--no sympathy just wanting to know how her involvement came to be--selfish selfish...that girl needs to be taken to the woodshed I think...or Boxer's now deserted BDSM barn.

Originally posted by Curtis
Why, certainly, Bruce. (Just let me squeeze out a couple of crocodile tears, here.)

Bruce, you've been a ray of sunshine during these recent political discussions (mostly by remaning out of them, and thereby elevating the level of discourse).

But... all THREE of your women deserting you at the same time! You poor, dear boy! Come here, child, let the Wizard make everything all right again. There, there (pats shoulder), that's my big, strong man. Here, lean your head on redEva's ample bosom. Isn't that better?

Jeez, guy! Give the stump a chance to grow back, whydoncha?

Sheesh!