So you want to tie someone up.

[annie]

I suck at cooking! One time I tried boiling hot dogs for dinner, and burnt them, ruined the pot. So I am now learning that you can vaporize water from a bowl of noodles in the microwave. Did you know they go back to hard when you do that?

yes... i learned that one the hard way...

also discovered that if you zap a hot dog long enough... it turns inside out before exploding.....