So you want to tie someone up.

[usafmedic22]

I suck at cooking! One time I tried boiling hot dogs for dinner, and burnt them, ruined the pot. So I am now learning that you can vaporize water from a bowl of noodles in the microwave. Did you know they go back to hard when you do that?

*sitts in the recliner giggling until her sides hurt...note to self to remind Sir to put the fire department on speed dial...maybe something can be rigged up so that the phone is linked to the microwave and the oven..auto notification to the fire department..*

but wait...he manages popcorn without a fire....alas!! a glimmer of hope!!!