This evening I managed to "lose" a toy in my pussy.

See, at the suggestion of a friend I bought a wireless waterproof (essential for me at this point, I think) vibrating egg. You can see where this goes pretty quickly ........... I was sitting at the computer when I noticed it wasn't vibrating any more. My first thought was "hmm wonder how that happened" and my second thought was to reach in and turn it back on, as it had been just inside the entrance.

HAD BEEN was the key phrase there. I couldn't reach it.

And of course this happened right as the group I was gaming with got to an instanced dungeon -- which basically means once you're in, you can't go back out until you're done or you die. It also means nobody else comes in, so there's no chance of random person wandering by (in this case, to save my distracted self.)

*blinks*

So in between fights I managed every sort of squat, bend, and wiggle in front of my computer chair, and while I did finally manage to put one finger on the toy, I could NOT get it out.

You know how your muscles sort of subconsciously tighten when you're nervous or panicked? Yep, you got it. So I did what any gamer girl would do ..... I ignored it and killed murlocks for a while.

*chuckle*

That actually did seem to help, because when we all died again I managed to get two fingers around it. Unfortunately by that point it was too slippery for me to get a grip on it, so all I managed to do was swish it around some.

Greeeeeat.

Finally I told my group (after nearly an hour of alternately trying and NOT TRYING to get this thing loose) that I needed to go ..... died and left the dungeon....... and hopped and wiggled and sat and squatted til I managed to pop it out.

Then of course I proceeded to call the aforementioned friend and tell him alllll about it and we had a great laugh at the situation.