You impress me princess! I didn't know your petite frame could take such a big toy. I didn't know you had it in you! (I say laughing at my horrendous pun).

*I move the plug around in your filled anus, while moving the vibe as well. In a bad impression of Al Pacino in Scarface I say*

Say Hello to Leeetle Friend *His impression more tortuous than any physical pain caused to the super subby*

*I look at my watch* Ahhh 8 minutes, more than enough tenderizing.

*I slowly remove each clothespin, waiting for the reaction from each rush of blood back into pinched tissue.*