Gads. Looked at my watch and the fingers were just moving too fast. No hands, fingers. Micky doesn't point with his hands....

The dit..ah..gidi..ah,hell the clock that reads out in numbers says 6:03. Good Party. Dee and that wild shot-thing she does. Betting us she could do that better than we could do holding the shot glasses in our hands. Talented, she is. How does she hold that glass so tightly between her... a... what were we talking about? Ohyeah, PARTY.

Don't think I've ever seen anything as funny as Mastermike's reaction over his massage loveseat-recliner. He never saw it arrive at the dock where we receive deliveries. He hasn't seen my secret woodworking shop. How else could I get it done in 3 days for Aachika? Sure as heck never get it from some factory that fast! Then every lady at the party wants to try it out with him.... or with him in the middle, or with him on the bottom.... Good thing Aachika's not jealous. She'd have gotten a cattle prod to move some of the ladies into different positions, for sure.

Then Dee holds him down, while A gets out her feathers and goes to work on him. She looked like the champ at the rodeo!

Mobius had a chance to spend a long time chatting, too. Got a few operational things working, let him know I'm looking to take another short cruise, soon as I get some crewpeople to volunteer. Told him about my siblings' ridiculous behavior towards me, talked about new arrivals, his brother, and god-knows-what-all. Didn't get out on the floor with my Lady until she put a gun to A's temple and demanded our special song. Twice. Then some real dancing music. The Association. Turtles. Mid-evolution Beatles. Stuff you knew who you were dancing with because you were TOUCHING THEM.

Got a kick out of BabySub serving drinks at some of the tables. She really has control of those gluteal muscles! Not funny when, who was it? don't remember, anyhow when she tried to hold the glass there and the stem broke. Didn't know her own strength! Only two stitches, though and Elizabeth took care of that quickly for Dee, since she was busy at the time.

One heck of a competition when Dee, Ruby, and wannabexopsed had the BJ contest. Sometimes years win out, though Ruby and WB weren't far behind. Dee just has had lots of practice, both at home and as Attitude Adjustment and Pain Relief for her patients. Amazing how her patients used to go home a day or two faster, with much less pain medications used on her floor. Good old endorphins!

It didn't take long for Elizabeth to drink Jaden under the table, although I don't know if Jaden knew Elizabeth could bend the rules with her bodily abilities... just might have been cheating. Might have lost to her myself if I'd known she was going to give him a kiss the way she did. I didn't count the seconds, but it would have changed a "PG-13" movie to an "R".

I've never seen such a variety of party dresses (and UN-dresses) on our beautiful ladies tonight (that is, ALL of them). Each new one I thought would be tops, then another would arrive and SHE was champ. Either they spent their life's savings at Versace', or they spent a lot of time answering the Wizard's questions....

The Wizard himself didn't choose to attend tonight; he seems to have made special friends with Mary our Pony Girl, and I think he might have been in her stall spinning gold out of straw.

Finally ended the party, with a half day holiday for everyone so we could sleep it off, about 3 AM. I had volunteered to help the cleanup squad, so we had everything picked up, recorked or sealed, and put away in about 20 minutes. It was great to see the whole dungeon show up, and share a good time. I figured it might be a good time to try the Russian/Finnish way of getting sober, so I grabbed one of the ladies to help (and 2 more came along) and we all stripped down and steamed ourselves silly while beating each other on the backs with Birch switches, then ran and jumped into the cold tub shivvering our goosebumps off.

We all jumped out about 3/4 sober and jumped into the pool to rewarm ourselves. Then we all went to one of the orgy rooms, joined a few others who were already orgying ourselves, and fell into bed.