Quote Originally Posted by Sir Lanceloth
electrical wires for bondage (off course unplugged), spatulas, vegetables, microwawe oven (no just kidding ).
did I hear my name? I don't see any opportunity for redbaron45 to use me for bondage! *joking*

Quote Originally Posted by redbaron45
Doctor: "Sir, how did this nut get onto your...erm...bolt?"
Patient: "Don't worry about how it got there, all I know is that now I'm kinda screwed!"
LMAO

Sticks with holes on the ends, you could use as spreader sticks

And a personal favorite of mine, a makeshift gag that will go away eventually.. Take two Fruit-by-the-Foot candy things. Take the whole candy off the paper, and roll them into a big ball of candy, using the two Fruit-by-the-foots. Stick the whole thing in your mouth, and you'll have a very nice-tasting gag, which shouldn't be too hard to explain, should someone walk in on you....just explain that you stupidly decided to try to eat both candies at the same time