How to Speak Canadian

[Ranai]

Well, I'm waiting for the BDSM Library Story Challenge daring authors to include an assortment of Canadian geographical names, such as...

Blow Me Down, Climax, Come By Chance, Cupids, Dildo, Entrance, Fanny Bay, Five Fingers, Hearts Content, Pain Court, Prince Albert, Rosebud, Sucker Creek and Tickle Cove.

i could bring up a whole bunch of cute stories of my own...

Please Teni, tell us.
(...or no oats in the stall!)