Quote Originally Posted by Wontworry
LMAO ... a man after my own heart. I have this huge jar of used corks from wine bottles because you never know when you may need one .. er ..
One possibility...
Insert corks between lucy's fingers: four to each hand. Champagne corks between thumb and forefinger (or something bigger). A foot can take two or three between toes, depending on size and flexibility. Perhaps start with two: one between big toe and 2nd, one between 3rd and 4th toe. If foot cramps, take out corks and let her stand on that foot until it's over. She would simply have to hold the corks between her fingers and toes while you do some of the things you're good at... Just a little extra discomfort.