And if you see your dear Mobius before I do, will you tell him this?:

[kneeling before you with my hands outstretched to the sides and my face resting on the hard stone floor]

'Master, I am so sorry for being such a little minx, earlier. Sometimes my mouth just gets away from me. Please forgive me. I know I must be punished, but if you forgive me, punishment is worth everything'.

{THIS IS AN ASIDE TO YOU PERSONALLY; NOT TO BE INCLUDED IN ABOVE APOLOGY UNLESS YOU THINK IT'S MERITED: What happened is that I teased him about being incredibly gifted and funny but that he needed to work on his spelling. I tease people like that all the time and they tease me right back....so it was normal behavior for me; I never thought anything of it because outside of here on other sites, we writers always pick on each other but we also know it's all in fun; I have since been fussed at and feel really very badly about it and truly do want him to know I am sorry if he was offended.}


Quote Originally Posted by chksng19
Hello, pcaitlynrose!
I am Sir Chuck, co-owner of the dungeon here, Mobius' partner. Ruby showed me your picture, and told me of your background story.

Shortly, Ruby, Sari (who you've met, I see) and several others will be taking a sea voyage on the yacht I received courtesy of Santa Claus. (And don't scoff, dear; read back to the documentation around Christmas and you'll know it's true.

I would wish you on the voyage, however it's understood that you'll need some time to acclimate yourself as well. Choose whichever you will. I just wanted to let you know about a few features here: first, Dee is our medical person with over 35 years experience. She's a nice lady, gives good advice, and is someone who will listen and advise at no charge.

There is a wizard here. There is a plaque over the door with some questions, and if you don't know the answer, don't try it. He has a very twisted sense of humor.

There is also an alien. The door is fastened closed, and curiosity killed the cat, if you know what I mean.

There are good vampires and there are 2 evil vampires here. The good vampires are warm and friendly. The other 2 are ornery.

Finally, there's me. I'm always open to discussion or to clarify rules or such. You might remember, however, that certain misbehaviors confessed may earn punishment. Most are common sense. Some are rules logical to residence in a dungeon. And some might be that you picked a bad day, or the wrong person. But there's nobody perfect, right?

Dee will be here with A, her assistant, to escort you to the prep area, where you will be blondified and deforested (everything below the chin). She'll give you a general preventative against any diseases you might catch here.
Oh, and I suggest you not wear pink, or mess with Mobius' pug dogs.

Good luck, and welcome! You'll feel love here. And discipline, and respect.

Sir Chuck