Welcome to the new Lord Mobius's Dungeon

[alura]

pcaitlynrose thanked god and her mother for those hated gymnastics lessons she had had to take as a child. It made her very 'bendy'. And the squirting fluids gave her just the right amount of leverage to slide her hands and feet out of the restraints and squirm her way out from under the flailing arms of the hideous, metallic spaghetti machine. They should have used rope instead of leather. Anyone knows that leather turns elastic when it's coated with slime.

She backed up, tilting her head, trying to figure out a way to turn it off. She jumped as she heard the door open.

It was the little alien again. He had a half empty box of kleenex in his hand and his eyes were decidedly moist. "Poor darling," she cooed. "I'm so sorry for what I said earlier. I've been thinking about it and you're really very sweet."

The Alien looked hopeful and somewhat stunned. "Really" he stammered. "You're not just saying that, are you?."

"Of course not" she cooed, displaying her body to its best advantage. "But first we need to try to figure out how to turn that machine off. It looks completely worn out and I don't know about you, but I feel like exploring another galaxy."

While he was bending over the machine, cursing and banging the pipes with anxious fingers, pcaitlynrose snuck out the door and ran down the hallway into a corridor that looked more like a laybrinth. NOW which why should she go?

Hearing a voice chuckling inside her head, pcaitlynrose paused to listen. What the heck? Was the alien putting the mind bend on her or was the goop from that nasty spaghetti machine getting the best of her after all?

"Follow the right wall, darling, and you'll be right back where you started."

Hell no!

"Not there, sweet cakes. Back at the BEGINNING."

Oh.

'Why are you helping me?' she thought back suspiciously. 'you aren't there already, waiting to turn my hair purple, are you?'

The voice chuckled again. "No, I'm just impressed by the way that you escaped. You have ingenuity and creativity. I like that in a love slave."

Pcaitlynrose snorted. Yeah, right. Like she was ready to be anyone's anything. Her butt was still killing her.

The chuckle came again in her mind. "Trust me and I promise a long, wonderful massage at the end of your journey."

'Yeah, but do they know how to give butt massages?' she grumbled to herself.

"That can be arranged."

Pcaitlynrose blinked. She hadn't expected an answer to that. But following his commands seemed much more logical than meandering around forever. All rights and lefts in movies usually resulted in some sort of end. She just hoped that a woman hating slug wasn't at the end of hers.

"What's your name, anyway? If I get eaten by a slug, I want to know the name of the person I'm coming back to haunt."

His laughter was gentle, but firm. "I thought I should warn you that the creature you are trying to avoid just realized that Elvis has left the building."

Crap! Despite her sore backside, Pcaitlynrose scurried as fast as she could down the passageway, hoping that following all rights wouldn't turn out to be the worst 'wrong' of her life.

When she hit the doorway, she saw stars. Damn these old hallways! Hadn't they ever heard of modern lighting?

Then the door opened. "Hellooo" the pretty woman cooed at her, a bowl of hair coloring in her right hand. "I wondered where you'd gotten to."

Pcaitlynrose squeezed past her, slamming the door in her wake.

"I had to deliver a package to UPS." she responded. "Family tragedy."

The voice in her mind howled with laughter. "Good comeback." he replied, amusement lacing his voice.

"Where's that masseuse, buster?" she countered. "My ass is killing me!"

Welcome to Lord Mobius's dungeon
Adlick is on walkabout and encounters some one new.

Oh it is nice to get out of that dam fifth dimension for a change. I have not been around the dungeon for quite a spell..

I wonder if I can find some one new to play with. Maybe I can try my new titanium anal probe on her. It has sensu-rings

He rounded the corner when he came across a new face.

pcaitlynrose was bent to the little school desk doing her best to type some thing interesting when She felt a presence. Some thing dark and sinister. She looked up and saw a face that was not of this world. Screaming with horror. There was a brief flash and then she was gone.

Just then Dee came back to the room and saying some thing about the blondification and deforestation. She was abruptly cut off by the empty chair sitting infront of her.

I wonder where she went off to, How rude! Dee thought to her self.

pcaitlynrose Found her self in a dark room that glowed with an errery green glow. She tried to get up from the floating platform that she was on. She much to her horror found that she was restrained in a spred eagle position.

Oh god this must be that alian that I have been hearing about. Dam it my first day and I run into this bastard. I have not even had time to do my keagle exorcises.

On hearing pcaitlynrose coments about his heritage and his lack of parents. Adlick said that is not nice it is not easy being a clone. I have no one to argue with on "thanksgiving". Wiping his green tears he sat in a chair and sulked.

Oh great I am now being held my an insane alian with an inferiority complex, and issues of "alianation" Or an alianated alian. great what a way to start the day.

You "bitch" it is not easy being green. Just for that I will let you be for a bit until I see my theripest. Picks up the interdeminsional tellephone and calls his docter. Just then there was a flash and he was gone. Leaving pcaitlynrose alone in the room with all the strange devices.

Now what, Oh well guess I will have to take a nap until he gets back. Just then the mecha that she was near sprang to life and started manipulating her into the doggie position and injecting her with strange lubricants. Nooooo stop but it was no use......