1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!) Yes
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither? Female ... I think ...
3) Do you enjoy answering questions? Only non-trivial ones.
4) Is age important to you? Yes.
5) How old are you? Younger than you
6) Where did you learn kick boxing? Ballet is a wonderful thing.
7) Can I have my teeth back? If your teeth come out, you're too old for me.
8) Do you like to be spanked? I have a feeling I'd better like it after people see these answers!
9) What's your favourite implement? Whatever my dom would like.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb? It's good with strawberries in a pie.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes? Yes
12) Do you like to take off clothes? Yes
13) See Q6 Okay, fine, I did tap too.
14) Do you enjoy age play? I'm a kid at heart.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment? Not particularly
16) What about blow jobs? Not particularly unless my dom wants one
17) See Q7 You aren't getting any younger, Grandpa.
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive? Yes, and you hurt their feelings assuming that they weren't.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f) And now she's gone off to join the nipples at their pity party.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive? You'd have to ask him that one.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves? Rope
22) OK. Now will you untie me? That isn't for me to decide - I don't want to join you.
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare? What bus fare? *innocence*