When the earth was young, I was riding my bike thru the Baja and had a head-on with a thorny bush. When I awakened, I was in a Mexican hospital, and all I could think to say was my first Spanish lesson; "?Que es un futbal?"
The doctor looked at me like I had sustained a brain injury. The policia thought I was a spy or a drug runner or something, surely it had to be a pass code. The answer to the question, for those who want to know is; "El futbal es juente importante." Muy, muy importante.