1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
2) I’m a switch
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
3) Neither—F/f
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
4) Depends on my reward (or punishment).
4) Is age important to you?
5) I like my partners to be over the age of reason (it takes many decades for some to achieve this).
5) How old are you?
6) Almost 40
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
7) At a wimmin’s community center in Berkeley.
7) Can I have my teeth back?
8) Not if you plan to touch me again.
8) Do you like to be spanked?
9) Yes.
9) What's your favourite implement?
10) A collar—nothing drops me faster in subspace.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
11) Veggie play is NOT one of my vices.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
12) Nope. I’m a boxers and dress shirt kind of gal.
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
13) Before I bathe, definitely. Otherwise, I let Her take them off.
13) See Q6
14) See A6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
15) Never done it.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
16) Not while it is happening but it is one of the best ways to learn.
16) What about blow jobs?
17) Gross! No man flesh but yes to latex, especially if it gets her off.
17) See Q7
18) You shouldn’t have touched me.
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
19) Oh, yeah.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
20) Yeah, baby.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) My Gal is very sensitive and, if you call Her big again, you’ll never get those teeth back.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
22) Leather is the way to go, followed closely by silk then steel.
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
23) Have you learned your lesson?
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
24) You’ll be waiting a long time—buses don’t run in my neighborhood at this hour.