Someone had to do it, but having given up waiting for someone to, I have.

In response to Uncle's questionnaire 'the perfect Sub' here is one to find The Perfect Dom.

The sub world awaits your replies


1. Are you a Dom?

Yes

2. How would you to handle a sub?

Usually use two hands to keep the meat and veggies from falling out.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?

Sex is better.

4. What are your views on ice cream?

Love it. Can't get enough.

5. What are your views on chocolate?

Love it. subs will kill for it.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?

As often as necessary.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?

When they deserve it.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?

No

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Makes a great pie.

10. What are your views on bruising?

Bruises build character

11. Do you have your own teeth?

Last time I checked

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?

13. Do you have a favourite implement?

Yes

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?

Binge

15. What is your favourite meal?

Breakfast

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?

Should I use yours?

17. Wine, women or song?

Women

18. Left or right nipple?

Left

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?

Red

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………

control.