right......where do i start

im pucks ,im nearly 30yrs old....but i can still get wood on...lol
im sort of new to this shit .
i have a subbie bird.....shes called fluff at the moment but i might well change that in the near future...lol
im blonde with blue eyes and sort of pussy looking... not ya usual dom looking gezza
about 5ft5inches .....im a tall person caught in short persons body
im sort of a clown..and joke about everything
i live in england and im a cockney born and breed.....so oi oi all the londoners out there. oh one more thing ....me and fluff sort of make our own rules up as we go along so im open for any idears. shes sort of disabedent at the moment

ok thats about it .....nice to meet ya folks

pucks