Canada is definately the place to be, but not out in the middle of nowhere with those guys! Come to Toronto; if you don't like crowds, I promise to keep you isolated ... and tied up with all kinds of great things

Besides, we got horses here too, ya know. And air conditioning. And no snow. And a wonderful way with belts, floggers, and ropes <sigh>.

And shops full of weird and wonderful implements of punishment, all of which we can provide demonstrations with ;o)