Quote Originally Posted by Mad Lews
Alex and puppy Lews are working through their issues even as we speak. The bookmakers are offering 3 to 1 odds in favor of Alex as she is swift, nimble and holds the rolled newspaper.

However old Lews is big, nasty, and very tenacious so consult your local bookies for updates

The relatively Mad Lews
Remember, Middle-Not-Quite-Yet-Old-Age experience and treachery beats youth and enthusiasm every time.

$20 Confederate... er... Canadian Commonwealth on Mad Lews to Place.
(Hmm. 2 in the contest.... Place means first or second. Right! Can't lose.)

Chuck