... of that old joke:

Pinnochio was kidnapped by this evil Sorceress. He is lying on his back, tied down to a table, somewhere in her dungeon when he first sees her. Then he asks: "why are you doing this, what...?", upon which she replies: "stop asking questions and start telling lies" and straddles his face.

okok, off-topic and corny
but, I had too...