Quote Originally Posted by salpecam
Here's what does, when nothing else is available and you just must:
Vaseline (or other brand) petroleum jelly - but no good with condoms.
Silicone grease (for lubricating rubber industrial "o" rings and gaskets. DO NOT use ordinary grease.
Margarine - but slimy like cooking oil
Unperfumed liquid soap - very easy to wash off!
Unperfumed hair gel
Mouth ulcer cream (but warning! Acts as a topical anaesthetic like "Anal-ese"
But hair gel is sticky! It seems more like anti-lube. Does that really work?