G'day All,

I just thought it polite to come and introduce myself. I only discovered this site a week or so ago, but I'm impressed at how many of you are furiously tapping away at your keyboards to bring such nastiness to life. Bravo! Me? I'm 29, Australian, and hope to contribute a story or two very soon. I'm a freak, a geek, and am rarely ever meek. I also own a rhyming dictionary. Apologies to 'The Simpsons' for appropriating their gag. Look forward to chatting to you all.

CE.