Great thread. My Master is a big American football fan (that is, he is a big fan, not a big American -- for an American he's actually fairly compact ), and I'm trying to learn the rules better because he likes to dress me up in skimpy outfits and take me to sports bars. I'm sure he'll like this thread a lot.

During the playoffs to last year's Super Bowl, we had a bet with some friends about whether our favorite team (Colts, wooo!) or my friend "Amy"'s home team would win the AFC final. We couldn't agree on the terms of the bet (something to do with what we would wear to a Super Bowl party), so my Master suggested that we would both have to dress up as cheerleaders for whichever team won -- fun for the winner, embarrassing for the loser. Luckily for me, we won, and I still get to wear the outfit for, um, special occasions.