Can I add to the list?

Largest Red Nose
Most Spotted Handkerchief
Hugest Shoes
Most Squirty Plastic Flower
Best Make-Up
Car That Best Falls Apart.
Highest-Heeled Sneakers
Baggiest Trousers
Silliest Wig
Most Squeaky Voice

Ed (C.E.O. "Clowns 'R Us")