Magic Wand

[ladygstar]

Ode to my Hitatchi...
Hitatchi, my beloved, let me profess my love for you.
You are always there for me when I have a bad day, or the big guy is at work.
You never wimp out like those other weak ass vibrators.
You never sputter with lack of fuel.
You always know how to put a smile on my face.
Your catatonic vibrations would be enough to send any girl into space.
You never get boring or stagnant.
Even when you get hot or wet, you never stop putting out.
Your aim is perfect, your precision is famous.
Oh dear hitatchi, how I love you.

I hear you loud and clear lady!!!

*Goes off to swish my wand and wish all the other ladies of the world can find the pleasures of the magical Hitachi*