And quotes?

[tessa]

Oh Boy (no Mad, Oh Girl),
A grammar Nazi!! I dearly do love them, when I'm writing stories, but for posting they can be a bit annoying.

I've been known to make grammar and punctuation fanatics write entire stories in dialog using colloquial accents of my choosing. How's your Cyrillic accent love?

It sucks, I'm sure. Probably most annoying as well.

could you carry a story for 3000 words?

I can carry my fair share. Is 3000 words a fair share?

Did you ever hear the one about the young Slovakian couple that meet in Bratislava during the flood of '05? I think they were trapped on the third floor of a hotel for two weeks. I'm sure you could write it,

What's the punchline to that joke? I'm just crazy to know it.

I might even let you slide at 80% dialog,

I'm thinking that you wouldn't let me slide at anything...slide on maybe, but not at.

Naw!

You do have the best "Naw" around these parts. Mmmm hmm, you do

ps Lews went and added the comma after your cause he's infatuated with you, Mad wants to be English when he grows up.

And Lews knows just how infatuated I am with his sexy creature self...'cause he's so beastly cute and everything.

If Mad needs any English help, I could don a French Maid outfit for him. (That makes sense in every way that counts.)

tessa