Inobvious toys?

[Polaris]

Umm, candles, duct tape, belts, scarfs. And apparently people don't find it strange if you have a cane in your cheese-plant either.

[TheVariableX]

A good sized paintbrush has its uses.

I like the lock box idea.

Alternately you could be upfront with your friends about it, but I suppose all the subterfuge can make things more enjoyable.

Another idea would be to buy all your friends a naughty item of their own as a present, that way they can hardly mock you for your collection.

[annie]

Another idea would be to buy all your friends a naughty item of their own as a present, that way they can hardly mock you for your collection.

Oh like that idea!

Also, wooden spoons/spatulas. Paint sticks work too. Fishing weights. Skirt hanger (the clips on the nipples... mmmmm and then hanging from a door... double mmmmm)...

Otherwise I would suggest checking out this thread for perhaps some additional fun items!